MC RazorBlade - Made the worlds largest brownie and got high for days Started seeing visions of Billy Mays and that Ron Popeil settling down for their last meal they set it, then forget it if you know what I mean then cleansed their souls with oxy clean
MC GummyBear over my face the sham wow is now draped smells of chloroform and past booties raped Tore up over it and cant sit down remember kids drugs always end with a frown :(
>fast break down< or a blood soaked hospital gown, colostomy bag, internet video with a stag. now thats a deer just picture it in your rear. up on the roof top hump hump hump perhaps a pirate going at you with his stump. YE-ARRRRRRRRR he screams thats how pirates always cream and I would know been posting cams for years it seems
RB- Whoa dude thats fucked up GB- I know I know but the theater’s so expensive I feel like I should be able to see it multiple RB- back on topic kids dont do drugs GB- hugs not drugs man. you cant drug your kids with nuclear arms… (trails off)
Not sure when I wrote these but I found a file on my comp with hella stupid rhymes
Pissed (us+uk) Drank too much and I had to pee, Go to OFC where the hard ass niggas always be, Bust on in. through the door, Bladder screaming, can’t take it no more Pissin’in the original recipe Look to my left. There’s a cop standin’ next ta me Give it two shakes and tried to shake’em Cop catches up so I had to shank’em
GTGK 28 strokes and I’m under par, let’s hop the curb and hit the bar. Screamin’ down the street at bout 35 on coming traffic admiring my ride, swervin’ out the way to give me my props, one flips a bitch OH SHIT THE COPS! Pinched by the pigs with out breaking stride, police brutality of my pride.
Unrequited Love Ain’t gonna procrastinate I gotta masticate, shoulda just faffed about that cheese burned my mouth. Got the 3rd degree pizza ain’t never done this to me.
Mouflon to Mulan "i feel bad for what i did he was just a kidd, plz god do not smote for what i did to my goat" "im sure you dont want the deets but i get hard when he bleats" "i am but a’man a’stewin’ jelous of that can he is chewin’.." "baby it stang when you gave me hoof n mouth on my wang"