boba-fettish: If Jesus were a box turtle would Easter be boxing day? You should really be asking what Easter would be considered if Jesus were a Gungan… Ask me anything No that’s dumb, you’re dumb.
boba-fettish: sequentialfart: boba-fettish: you don’t have to miss me much longer. I’ll be in Cali beginning March 26th ^-^;; You know this means we will have to celebrate my coming of middle age by being stupid drunk from the time you land to your bday right? I’m okay with that. YAY!!!! I’ll start training my liver for all the zombies & darth vaders we’ll be killing.
boba-fettish: you don’t have to miss me much longer. I’ll be in Cali beginning March 26th ^-^;; You know this means we will have to celebrate my coming of middle age by being stupid drunk from the time you land to your bday right?
“how am I going to stuff things like this?????” is what I typed not too bad for over the shitty edge network
“the pill poppin’ist, the mall...
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MC RazorBlade - Made the worlds largest brownie and got high for days Started seeing visions of Billy Mays and that Ron Popeil settling down for their last meal they set it, then forget it if you know what I mean then cleansed their souls with oxy clean MC GummyBear over my face the sham wow is now draped smells of chloroform and past booties raped Tore up over it and cant sit down remember kids...
boba-fettish: Remember that time when I was like, “gonna make mac ‘n’ cheese wiff cheetos on top.” and you were like, “GWOSS” That’s totally happening. Alright. And by happening, I mean, I’ll be consuming it in less than 5 minutes. You told me you weren’t going to try and take your own life. LIES!!!!
“Bite your lip, hold tight on the rail, I...
Not sure when I wrote these but I found a file on my comp with hella stupid rhymes Pissed (us+uk) Drank too much and I had to pee, Go to OFC where the hard ass niggas always be, Bust on in. through the door, Bladder screaming, can’t take it no more Pissin’in the original recipe Look to my left. There’s a cop standin’ next ta me Give it two shakes and tried to...