I hate today* FUCK TODAY. Today can suck it, not in a loving gay way, today can suck it in a aggressive prison way. If I had super powers I would make a curb materialize right in today’s mouth, I would then preform my best Bruce Lee(roy?) impression and American fucking History X today, fucking right to saint fucking Peter.
*Today is what I call my coworker, uh today. ✰~TheMoreYouKnow
Choco chip “brownie” bites with whipped cream, carmel, & chocolate syrup. Served with lambic, as is often the case when I want to get my intoxicati’on.
Insideout grilled cheese.
Inside out poppyseed kaiser roll buttered and topped with rosemary, thyme and sage grilled with smoked cheddar, aged/smoked Swiss, facon, and red bellpepper. Served with roasted garlic and herb potatoes
Hangover French Toast with a rag tag team of fruit flambé.

I’m four chapters into this thing and I don’t know that I can continue. I really hope the tone changes soon or at the very least more Woz starts happening. I can not take all the fawning over what seems to be one of the worst self-important-pseudo(sudo?)-intellectual-hippie-twats.
So a couple more chapters at this rate and I’m jumping to The Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson….
Hmm, I guess my kobo has a theme today.