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Mar 23

TGIFFF-BFFF (Thank God It’s Finally Fucking Friday Because Fuck Fuckity Fuckfuck™)

I hate today* FUCK TODAY. Today can suck it, not in a loving gay way, today can suck it in a aggressive prison way. If I had super powers I would make a curb materialize right in today’s mouth, I would then preform my best Bruce Lee(roy?) impression and American fucking History X today, fucking right to saint fucking Peter.


*Today is what I call my coworker, uh today. ✰~TheMoreYouKnow

Nov 24

Choco chip “brownie” bites with whipped cream, carmel, & chocolate syrup. Served with lambic, as is often the case when I want to get my intoxicati’on.

Choco chip “brownie” bites with whipped cream, carmel, & chocolate syrup. Served with lambic, as is often the case when I want to get my intoxicati’on.

Nov 20

Insideout grilled cheese.

Inside out poppyseed kaiser roll buttered and topped with rosemary, thyme and sage grilled with smoked cheddar, aged/smoked Swiss, facon, and red bellpepper.  Served with roasted garlic and herb potatoes

Insideout grilled cheese.

Inside out poppyseed kaiser roll buttered and topped with rosemary, thyme and sage grilled with smoked cheddar, aged/smoked Swiss, facon, and red bellpepper. Served with roasted garlic and herb potatoes

Hangover French Toast with a rag tag team of fruit flambé.

Hangover French Toast with a rag tag team of fruit flambé.

Nov 19

Amazing? Really? /:|SkepticalFaces|:\

I’m four chapters into this thing and I don’t know that I can continue. I really hope the tone changes soon or at the very least more Woz starts happening. I can not take all the fawning over what seems to be one of the worst self-important-pseudo(sudo?)-intellectual-hippie-twats.

So a couple more chapters at this rate and I’m jumping to The Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson….

Hmm, I guess my kobo has a theme today.